Real ETH Giveaways, Blackmaily ETH Fees, and 20 Crypto Jokes

This weak, we started a very REAL ETH giveaway. Speaking of ETH, two all-time high ETH transaction fees were paid, becoming more mysterious and blackmaily with the third. Meanwhile, Steve Hanke explained why private currency boards are better than central banks for a free society. While Maker soars, EOS developer prepares Voice for a July launch, and Tron 4.0 upgrade is announced for July. Optional Zcash and Dash features prompted debate on privacy and compliance, Kraken found increased volatility could push BTC over USD 10K, while stock market stole BTC’s spotlight. Ethereum-based Tether is better distributed than other stablecoins, and altcoin season may be upon us.

There was also a report about continued efforts towards a crypto ban in India. Meanwhile, Chinese company launched a blockchain-powered lottery in Cambodia, Chinese tourist may be able to pay with digital yuan in South Korea, South Korea is coming closer to its own CBDC, and the police there busted a suspected USD 41.5M Ethereum crime ring. Japanese housing giant said it would launch a blockchain-powered home leasing platform, but Russia’s Central Bank has lost none of its enthusiasm for blockchain either. Bitcoin spenders’ baskets are twice the size of the conventional one, told us Beliani’s CEO, while we looked into the rise and fall of Kaiying Network and how blockchain will help send people into space.


Works perfectly.

All this time I just assumed hodl meant “Hold On for Dear Life”. from r/Bitcoin


Oh, how the times have changed…

— Colo Exotic (@Bitccolo) June 12, 2020


That’s a year to tell grandkids about.

Stonk people: “Everything is amazing! Not a single S&P500 stock down over the last 10 weeks! 40% have RSIs above 70! Druckenmiller is back on our team!”

Bitcoin people who lived through 2017:

— Nathaniel Whittemore (@nlw) June 8, 2020


Stop everything and don’t look, for the love of god!

Crypto traders making price calls.

— Samson Mow (@Excellion) June 11, 2020


Crypto friends will always help you out!

@udiWertheimer You could add an automatic adjustment where for each day without food, the hurdle lowers by 1%. So y…

— Hasu (@hasufl)


The poetry of history.

For those who say crypto isn’t super great at communicating the value prop…………

— Taylor Monahan (@tayvano_)


Well, look, Social Factor… Important during a pandemic, I guess…

At CoinMarketCap we listen to what the community wants.

That’s why we have changed our ranking algorithm to now rank cryptocurrencies based on Social Factor instead of Market Capitalization.

The new top 3 is now:

1. Binance Coin

2. Tron

3. Bitcoin

— Cosmonaut (@CosmonautC) June 8, 2020


The most perfect hundred trillion dollar note that anyone has ever seen. The best.

*** Leaked image of new design US Dollar note for UBI
h/t @misconfig_exe

— PlanB 🔴 (@100trillionUSD) June 12, 2020


For those who missed the priced in – not priced in debates.

The revenue from rebuilding is priced in

— Mining SC (@MiningSC) June 1, 2020


Even he can’t hold The Bitcoin Standard the wrong way.

₿uenos días! ₿uy #Bitcoin!

— Panama (@Panama_TJ) June 3, 2020


No time like now.

When you’re at work and you feel the urge to hear some Bitcoin content. from r/Bitcoin



Bitcoin Technical Analysis from r/Bitcoin


No worries, it’ll go up again. It always goes up again.

Me, after the economy collapses and I get evicted, checking my bitcoin chart from r/Bitcoin


Though it will go down too. It’s just what it does.

— encryπtω (@ICOffender) June 7, 2020


BTC classics are classics because they’re always applicable.

#Bitcoin be like

— Degam (@ItsMeDegam) September 19, 2018


Nice! Do we have a ‘just hodl it’ one?

With all the ups and downs going on, I decide to create some hodl art – inspired by the nike hodl. Thoughts? from r/Bitcoin


Many would agree that the answer is rather simple.


Strap up, people! Here’s our trajectory. Not a problem at all.

To the moon! from r/Bitcoin


First rides.

Noobie riding his first X100 leveraged trade all the way down to liquidation

— The Crypto Monk ⛩ (@thecryptomonk) May 30, 2020


A movie trailer you gotta see.


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